Lazy. So ... bloody ... lazy
But here's a story! Eureka!
So my wife and I are at the beer store. We're bored, we had some money left over from our anniversary gift, and she loves Baileys, so she was there to pick some up. I figured I deserved a six pack, so I started to peruse the beer aisle. And naturally, my fingertips lanced across the top of all the usual suspects. Not Canadian or Budweiser or any of that, but more the stuff like Kilkenny or Guiness or Waterloo Dark or XX, etc etc. And, as I always do, I said "I want to try something different". See, I'm a beer snob wannabe.
So, my wife points at this beer on the bottom shelf, and says "get that". It's called Dragon Stout, and it's a Jamaican beer from the guys who make Red Stripe. I hummed and hawed, figuring it was too strong for me, but I manned up and bought it.
Wow! It's some HEAVY FREAKIN' BEER! It's got almost twice the alcohol content of Guiness, but it doesn't have that off-black edge that Guiness has. This stuff feels like someone pulverized bacon and put it in a bottle. When you swallow it, you feel yourself getting fuller. Yikes!
Good stuff though. It'll go into the rotation, but only during the "I'm hungry and opening a bottle is easier than cooking bacon" mood. ;)